Bride Costume: Scary Grooms
What’s more fun than wearing a creepy bride costume? Having an equally ghoulish and weird groom to boss around that’s what! There’s an eerie groom for every macab bride. How sweet. And if you can’t find the right one…..just make yourself one out of spare parts! They’re easy, and when you get tired of him, just dismantle him and build a different creature with different parts you find lying around.
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Let’s explore this most interesting fellow - the groom.
Skeleton Groom
Some grooms feel this way as they’re walking down the aisle, and some grooms feel like this after a few years. But this Skeleton groom just tells it like it is – he’s trapped!
Frankenstein
Now this is the perfect groom – Frankenstein is made out of spit and wire and spare parts. But he’s got those fabulous big (inflatable) shoulders in his jacket, so he is simply to die for. His jacket has the stitched details, big scar with stitching, and torn lapels that you’d expect from our boy Frankie. He’s got super cool platform boots with a few ugly green toes peeking out, and leg shackles. Wrist shackles too! The headpiece fits right down over your Neanderthal groom’s eyebrows – and has all the gross stitching, bolts and weird attached hair sticking up. You’re gonna love it…..I mean him.
Day of the Dead Groom
The Dia De Los Muertos bride is lucky indeed to find such an elegant groom and a snappy dresser. This guy is no messed up monster slob, he’s got a fabulous black coat with tails, and character motif printed on the lapels. He has a skeleton printed sleeveless shirt underneath with a red bow tie, red heart, and lace cumberbund. This cool character is topped off with an elegant top hat and lace hatband.
Monster Groom
As the Monster Mash song suggests, Monster grooms are really popular, and you’ll get a real prize if you can find one. Or you might even have to build your own! They come in all ethnicities, but usually green is the favorite of all the really macab brides on the A-list crowd. Green monsters are the best because they usually can be housebroken, and can be trained to entertain the little macabettes with their erratic mumbling and stomping around the dance floor.
Mummy
There’s two mummy costumes for your groom to choose from. One is really billowy – raggedy and shredded mummy, with a cool mask that only partially covers the face. The other is a traditional wrap style mummy, with pants, shirt and hood. There’s even wrap style shoe covers that give it a finished look. The really creepy part is the hideous mask that’s included. What a disgustingly cute couple you’ll make!
Zombie / Skeleton / Monster Groom
There is no earthly reason why you would want to get married, but if you could find a Zombie groom, then it just might be worth it! Zombies always have meticulous grooming, even though their speech is really messed up and their brain has turned to mush. But that’s not so different from all the “normal” guys you’ve been dating, so why not take a chance on a really uninhibited weirdo for the next millenia or two?
Mad Scientist
If you can’t find a suitable groom to match your weird bride costume, you can always snag the Mad Scientist. You can keep him around until he builds you the perfect groom of your best nightmare. Then take him out for a ride blindfolded, and then drop him off somewhere. He may be the scientist, but he looks like he’s already wearing the straight jacket meant for one of his guests. This is a brown getup with a tan tunic, and a brown fake leather apron with studs. Red leather looking gloves and weird brown safety glasses give this costume a perfectly insane look.
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There’s lots more goofy grooms to choose from, so CLICK HERE to get a closer look at the whole scary lot of them – if your dare!