Bride Costume, Or Zombie Prom Queen?
Hey all you gouhly girls out there. Maybe you’re fascinated by the whole dead bride thing, but you’re not really ready to make the full matrimony commitment. A step in the right direction for your graveyard gala might be the Zombie Prom Queen costume. It’s got all the cool elements of the dead bride, but none of those nasty pre-nups to bother with.
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She finds it lots of fun to go crypt hopping in a Friday night because there’s just so much to see and undo out there. Especially on Halloween night there’s all the ghastly galas to crash, terrorizing all the pretty fairies and princesses.
Our gloomy Prom Queen wears a stunning full length black, gray and white tattered ball gown. Her matching elbow length gloves are simply to die for. She also wears the obligitory royal status sash and tiara. She is simply gorgeous as she digs through the debris, hunting for her dearly departed Zombie date.
She needn’t worrry however, because there are dozens of other decaying dorks out there for her to devour. Just be very careful if you’re out on Halloween night dressed as a Zombie, and you’re harrassed by a very gorgeous but very dead prom queen. Beware! Anyway, she’s got her pick of the litter with one of these weirdos:
- Zombie Skeletons
- Crypt Masters
- Zombie Doctors
- Beetlejuice
- Assorted Mummies
- Pirate Zombies
- Punk Rocker Zombies
But for now the Zombie Prom Queen can just hop into her hearse with her snooty Transylvanian cheerleader girlfriends and go off looking for fresh blood at the other high school on the far side of town. They’ll never know what hit them ’til it’s too late and she’s zooming off down the street.
One day she’ll meet her match, and find the Prom King of her fondest nightmares. Then maybe she’ll be ready for one of those disgusting bride costume with the black flower bouquets.
But for now, rock on Zombie girl, and have a cool ghoul crypt and screamin’ Halloween!